Sunday, January 22, 2006

2. Ken Dryden

Rumours this week place Ken Dryden in the Markham Costco, stocking up on Gillette Mach 3 Turbo razor blades. Attempting perhaps to clean up his act and make the Al Gore-esq facial hair a thing of his past, the former 5 time Vezina Trophy winner is the dark horse in the Next Face campaign.

Sources have confirmed that Mr. Dryden has enrolled in speech therapy classes in an effort to perfect the fine art of the sound bite. Resisting the urge to use hockey analogies will be the biggest hurdle he needs to overcome. His popularity in Quebec and his passion for Canada are his strengths.

A proven champion.

Current odds : 16-1